It’s been a while… Things haven’t been going according to plan, I’m afraid.
You see, there’s nothing I like more than having a plan. I usually have a plan A and a plan B. Right now, I’ve run through the alphabet on plans to improve my life. I have a little problem, as it were.
If food and I were to have a Facebook relationship, it would be It’s complicated. When things go bad, I tend to stick my head in the sand fridge and gorge. Right now, things are disgustingly bad and I’ve been feeling disturbingly hungry as of late. Urgh. How am I expected to fit into The Dress if I am, at the same time, having fries for lunch and crème brûlée three times a week? Hmm?
Right. If only features much in my current thoughts. If only I had been a little more careful about people, if only I had paid a little more attention in school. If only I hadn’t picked a job which sounded like a good idea. If only the people I trust with my professional life actually took me seriously. If only I hadn’t flown to the other side of the world on a whim last year.
So what do I do now? Beats me. I’m leaving myself until Christmas to try and fix things here. Probably another plane ticket in my future. Sans return date.
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